Two mens are out to the bars. They sit down and order shots through the course of the night. At some point after many rounds, one of the men turns to the other, puts his hand on his shoulder and shouts (visibly drunk): "I ****ed your mom in the *** yesterday. And you what she did right after?" Embarrassed, the other guy has barely time to respond before first guy finishes "she took it in her mouth, that s**t... she ****in took it in her mouth!" At which point, second guys stands up, chugs his drink and says "I think you've had enough drinks for today, dad"